Jokes

Just something funny I read. Hopefully this will block away the gloominess of the previous post. And celebrate MY SLEEPING tonight! Please...God, please help the weather to cool down. And me, to relax and stop getting stressed up.

Okay, JOKES coming up!

They are simple, lame BUT FUNNY!

Keep you guessing anyway.来!

Q: Char shao pau and mantou went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried, but mantou didn’t cry. Why?
A: Cos mantou got no filling.

Q: Char shao pau and Da pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried but Da pau cried harder. Why?
A: Cos Da pau got more filling.

Q: Char shao pau and Kou rou pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried but Kou rou pau cried and cried and cannot stop crying. Why?
A: Cos Kou rou pau cannot contain his fillings.

Q: Char shao pau and Lin yong pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried and cried but Lin yong pau laughed and laughed. Why?
A: Cos they got different filling.


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I really laughed out loud!